Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love,

The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*

- "hey, have you heard of that cringe advert that goes Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love?"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"

by Mo.official420 January 22, 2021

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

off the food chain

(1) (Adj.) insane amounts of fun

Being possibly the most extreme form of the term "off the chain", 'off the food chain' is used to describe a situation where every aspect of it is completely dope & radical.

"Man, that was off the food chain!"

by Kitty2k January 12, 2008

Come for the food, stay for the pie

To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.

"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"

by Pontianak December 6, 2003

I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

by lindyloohs April 24, 2006

played the fool

to be played the fool; to be patronised, deceived, conned or taken advantage of. to be treated like an idiot.

Johnny told his teacher the dog ate his homework and he couldn't sleep.

the teacher said Johnny could have the day off school. the teacher had been played the fool

by los peelos November 5, 2013

i pity the fool!

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!

I pity the fool that messes with my van!

by EgillAnd May 13, 2005