Ass-ter Shock

The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.

Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock

Or...

Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock

by The Brown Fox January 16, 2013

IPA-ter

One of the outspoken many with disdain, prejudice and hatred towards India Pale Ale (IPA) style beers.

"Every time we go to a brewery you give me crap about ordering an IPA, you're such a hater, but worse and IPA-ter"

by J.R. Slasher August 18, 2016

JEW-P-TER

territories occupied by Jews ,Palestine.

hey man ,whats going on in jew-p-ter again? war did break out last week.

by TourageKnight May 6, 2018

mas-ter-bating

when a male holds his penis and moce up and down

by kleo =) July 12, 2003

pee-ter pan

The famous cartoon characters brother, who suffers a terrible urinal incontinence. Disliked by kids, as he wets them with urine while he flies around neverland.

Since pee-ter pan moved to the hood, cars have been oxidizing much faster in my street.

by poopoomanolo May 19, 2009

Dog-ter

Female dog for not necessarily but quite often the ecstatically child-free individual.

"It's Take Your Dog-ter To Work Day? I could have brought Sassy!"

by SugarFreeSheila.com January 11, 2009

Reek-ter Scale

A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.

Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.

by SavageHeart December 21, 2016