guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".

Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"

by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009

big white telephone

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

by bill April 21, 2004

Telesexual

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

by Fraknor April 12, 2008

teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.

When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.

by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008

Telephonophobia

Telephonophobia, in plain terms, means fear of telephones but it’s not the physical telephone that haunts. It includes fear of receiving or making a call. So, when it comes to make or receive a call, you get nervous and sweaty along with shivers. You avoid calls and ask others to do it for you.

Oh shit it's the boss on the phone, mate can you answer it and tell him I have food poisoning? (A real case of telephonophobia)

by Maitreya1969 March 14, 2013

Telephone box

A greeting, an expression and a feeling
Or just a way to express emotions

(Jayden)Hey teejay how are you
(Teejay)Telephone BOXX
(Jayden) ahh ok

by Thiccnigger769 March 28, 2020

telechase

Chase (persuade) over telephone for paying back the outstanding.

I used to telechase our debtors, preferably in the evening, to pay back the long outstanding first to resume fresh credit supplies.

by nkprkp January 21, 2022