Telebitch

A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.

Make tp at baal you telebitch!

by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

telebureaucracy

The telephone interface to bureaucracy. It is tedious, repetitive, time-consuming, repetitive, and most often fruitless avenue to obtaining any kind of service.

A telebureaucracy typically consists of:

1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,

2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and

3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.

by CleffedUp December 22, 2009

teleanxiety

A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.

That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.

by alchoholicanonymous May 16, 2015

telechase

Chase (persuade) over telephone for paying back the outstanding.

I used to telechase our debtors, preferably in the evening, to pay back the long outstanding first to resume fresh credit supplies.

by nkprkp January 21, 2022

tele-tale

A work of fiction told through the medium of television

Coined by Andrew F.

The story was full of action and it made a wonderful tele-tale.

by AFLOCK January 4, 2023

tele-deuce

The act of pooping while talking on the phone.

I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.

by s8n69 May 18, 2009

Telecot

Sober; of good state of mind

I woke up the next morning and wasn't quite telecot.

by Kate July 19, 2004