Tapioca Destroyer

When a woman is giving a man a blowjob and he vomits on her.

While Lucy was servicing her man he hit her with The Tapioca Destroyer.

by TurboSC61 January 7, 2009

tavid

To tavid somthing is to rub it until it turns bright red and explodes all over everything,resulting in extreme pleasure

Jim tavided all over johnathan's face

by B-luh jit November 16, 2006

tapist

one who attacks another with any kind of tape

Oh my fucking god!...Josh is such a tapist, he attacked me with an entire roll of scotch tape yesterday!

by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

Tapioca Novocaine

Having your penis hole with filled with cocaine and ejaculating into a womans mouth.

I met some chick in Boswells, after beating her cakes in the dark corner I gave her a Tapioca Novocaine.

by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Tapijt

1. Carpet in dutch

2. A person in the mmorpg World of Warcraft that is defined as a newbie.
This person usually has a slight knowledge about the game.

1. "Waar is dat kanker tapijt naartoe?"

2. "Jezus christ, you fail on the easiest things, are you a Tapijt?"

by Vraagtekenhi August 25, 2009

Taxidinker

A taxidermy penis of an animal used as a dildo for sexual activities.

Taxidinkers are commonly made from exotic animals such as bears, horses, and dalmatians.

Robert: "Mom laid the cow penis on the kitchen counter when she was cooking last night instead of throwing it out. Yuck!"
Billy: "Butchers don't give you the penis, Robert... That sounds like a taxidinker if you ask me. Your mom is hot."
Robert: "Shut up, Dad!"

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012