Tapijt

1. Carpet in dutch

2. A person in the mmorpg World of Warcraft that is defined as a newbie.
This person usually has a slight knowledge about the game.

1. "Waar is dat kanker tapijt naartoe?"

2. "Jezus christ, you fail on the easiest things, are you a Tapijt?"

by Vraagtekenhi August 25, 2009

Tapistrate

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.

"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"

by ConksDonks September 13, 2014

Tapiture

1. The masculine alternative to Pinterest. It allows users to create accounts, on which they may upload, share, collect and add images of things that interest them (especially photos and videos of very sexy women).

2. Pinterest with a dick.

3. It's like PinPorn.com with less fap factor.

Lil Bro says: "Where can I share or find the best pictures of stuff I like online? I might use Pinterest.com, even though it looks a whole lot like WeHeartIt."

Big Bro says: "Start using Tapiture before you become addicted to girly shit, like scented candles and novels."

by Chad-Syphrett November 28, 2012

tapist

one who attacks another with any kind of tape

Oh my fucking god!...Josh is such a tapist, he attacked me with an entire roll of scotch tape yesterday!

by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

tapita de dulce

a usually mexicana woman who is short and fat and wobbles when she walks.

oye vato your moms a tapita de dulce.

by Ticitito November 10, 2007

Tapitalize

Tapatilize- Strong will and desire to recognize the opportunity to strike while the iron is hot to put the "p in the v". If lucky the tapatalist could be involved in the following: kentucky lawnmower, bus driver, or even the marlin.

My friend Don was on a second date politely walking the girl to the door, when to his surprise she asked if he wanted to see her vibrator collection. Of course Don jumped at the chance to tapitalize on that shit. While it did result in the reverse cowgirl for Don, unfortunately he also ended up with a broken dick. Poor Don.

by DoubleDowners September 28, 2017

tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005