Tandi

Tandi is a beautiful, cold hearted bad bitch that will thug any shit out. She has an outgoing personality and alround a good person to be with. Tandi has queen like traits and will never be one to bow down to anyone / everyone. She is that bitch and she is that queen. Everyone loves her and knows not to mess with her not because she is scary, but because she will spit facts.

Did you hear about Tandi?
Must be nice being her
I know right?!

by ohyecuzzybro June 28, 2019

takunda

amazingly awesome person. can be a know-it-all. loves country music and is always up for a good time. (wink)

man 1: i gotta get me a Takunda
man 2: Why?
Man 1: cos im bored of all these dramas i just want a good time.

by smileykingy July 10, 2010

tandoori

slang for indian vagina
see also meat pie

damn that tandoori is dripping

by emilios cumalotttus November 1, 2006

Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

by bushhat August 26, 2009

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

tandawanda

a fat, hairy, digusting, loose pussy.

yo that tandawanda was so loose

by courtneyyyyyy July 2, 2008

takoda

a name for someone unique and utterly gorgeous. preferably a guys name. A name for somebody who is good at skiing and really really hot.

Ally- "GIRL!! look at that takoda, he is FINEE!"

Abby- "OH he is so fine."

by cutebutt December 15, 2009