Swedish See-saw

When two people stand two paces away from one another back-to-back, lean against one another, and begin to urinate.

Nadav and Peter were tired of standing and really had to urinate, so they decided on the comfortable Swedish See-saw.

by Timmy Reed October 16, 2012

swedger

This word commonly used in and around the Glasgow area is used to describe pill or tablet based illicit drugs such as ecstasy or Diazepam (Jellies).

The word is also used to describe penny sweets bought from ice-cream vans in the Glasgow/ Lanarkshire area.

Ah wis’ pure swedgered oot ma nut last night man (when referring to drug usage)

Geez a swedger wee man (When referring to penny sweets)

by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004

Speodin

To Wear Ones Thong Backwards also known as a frontal thong wedgie.

Dayle: The Wind blew up Emilys skirt today man, i sware her thong was Speodin!

Kyle:Dude! Thats Fucked up!

Emily: I feel risque today... i think i will speodin.

Judy: Don't be a slut emily.....only crude boys like that.

by shnooginz October 31, 2009

Swedish Muffler

When a guy go's down on a woman and she queefs in his face.

Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."

by TeamPete April 1, 2010

Swedish Hearne

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

by the observant hearne April 29, 2010

Swedish Claymore

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Swedish Marine

When a man puts one ball into a woman's ass and at the same time, he puts the other one in her vagina. And then the woman or someone else tastes them both.

I'm going to Joan and Stephany's house and they want to watch a Dolph Lundgren movie; but I bet they want the Swedish Marine.

by Reickk May 22, 2015