Sheltard

The dumbasses that are too rich to go to public school but too dumb to go to private schools

That damn sheltard cut herself

by surgericly March 25, 2019

seltzer boy

originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.

in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.

he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.

The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.

some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.

we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!

seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym

guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?

guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances

by yunowelcomehere September 9, 2019

sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.

The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.

by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010

Shelterholic

Similar to a Renthead, a Shelterholic is someone who is a huge fan of the 2007 here! Film, Shelter. Symptoms include watching Shelter repeatedly, feeling a deep personal connection to the fictional characters on the screen and knowing the soundtrack by heart. Extreme Shelterholism may result in sufferers spending hours on message boards analyzing movie details, daydreaming about being one of the gorgeous leads or feeling depressed about not finding the love of one's life as yet. Despite many attempts, a cure has not yet been found.

I cannot believe that I'm late to work for the second day in a row. I stayed up watching the BGLM over and over again last night. - I'm such a Shelterholic!

by Pink Gucci Suit February 18, 2010

Shower Seltzer

The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.

Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.

by Marit50cal July 1, 2020

Texas Seltzer

(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.

I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?

by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010

To the shelter

'To the shelter' is a phrase used in order to escape from obsessive girls, generally ex girlfriends but in some cases just general obsessiveness.

Example 1:
Girl 1: I still really like you
Guy 1: TO THE SHELTER!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Oh dude you don't wanna get with her
Guy 2: Oh, why not man?
Guy 1: I had to get my ass over to the shelter after I tapped that one
Definition 3:
Guy 1: Dude that bitch won't stop calling me!
Guy 2: Yo better get your ass to the shelter

by Three Kings of Orient July 31, 2009