stoop

The place where chillaxin usually occurs, prodominately an area known as the front fuckin porch.

As we walked up to the house we found two fellas chillaxin on the stoop and so we asked..."Who's house is this?" they responded "You rollin up to a party and you don't even know whos place it is?!...Well then come on in!"

by atron July 6, 2007

Stoop Whore

Girls at Virginia Military Institute, known for their immense amounts of flirting who get around the barracks. There's always one in every class, usually emerges quickly; either before Hell Week starts to 2 weeks into the Rat Line.

These females are looked down upon because of their endless flirting tactics that distract the rest of the class/rat mass into getting some. VMI is to get away from women like them.

Most definatly have some type of disease.

Cadet 1: Hey did you see me hittin' it off with that one girl?
Cadet 2: Dude, that stoop whore was just tryin' to get with me yesturday. Guys like you piss me off.

by DJ Mohammad Rockefeller July 21, 2009

Stoop

Comes from the root word "Stupid".
A word used to describe someone who is in fact dumb or stupid

Andi thinks Open Season is funny. What a stoop.

by Boog'sBlueBear March 3, 2011

stoop(s)

alternative way of saying "stupid"
comes from the first sylable "stup-"

"2 plus 2 isn't 6, stoops!"

"Pick up my pen ya stoop!"

by darrenzo February 14, 2003

Stoop-Muffin

Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.

That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..

by BaaaxerLips101 April 20, 2009

Stoop(ing) Herb

Smoking/getting high while chilling on a stoop.

Stoop(ing) Herb

by Herbie B. April 26, 2011

Stoop Daddy

After teenage kids have unprotected sex on your stoop, you are the father - by law.

After the carnival Maya become the proud stoop daddy of over 14 hundred children.

by ToblyMcSmith July 7, 2011