Stifler

From the american pie series, Steve Stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.

"I am just happy we didnt invite stifler, i second that motion" - American Wedding (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

Sniffleupagus

Illegitimate love child of Snuffleupagus and an unknown Sesame Street guest star.

Sniffleupagus came forward in early 2005 claiming to be the son of Snuffleupagus. Snuffleupagus quickly denied the allegations that he had fathered a child with a member of the Sesame Street cast. However, DNA testing performed by experts employed by Maury Povich proved that Snuffleupagus was indeed the father of Sniffleupagus.

Sniffleupagus has since been seen frequenting various clubs in and around Las Vegas. He owns several private condos in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The identity of Sniffleupagus’s mother was never revealed.

Sniffleupagus, son of Snuffleupagus.

by Jimmy "Butt" Cheeks March 27, 2010

stifler's mom

-the milf in american pie 1 and 2. finch boned her much to the embarassment of stifler
-HOT MAMA

finch: janine, janine!
stifler's mom: call me stifler's mom
finch: OH STIFLER'S MOM!!!!

by CrutchCrickert September 23, 2004

snifflebutt

a sweet girl, extremely cute, who is clearly sick but denies being sick. then usually tries to verbally attack you to change the subject.

quit lieing about being sick, freakin snifflebutt

by John Q everyman September 27, 2010

stiffie

Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

by Coxy November 29, 2004

stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.

I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

by Jablonsky May 22, 2004

stiffie

the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners

She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.

by Drexelsage January 2, 2004