steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

by ahar April 26, 2010

Sleezing

When in a club or pub and get drunk enough to approach a girl and start giving them the chat.

"Are you sleezing tonight?"

"You are such a Sleeze"

by AndrewRedman May 31, 2009

steering wheel

The act of putting your penis inside a woman's anus then gathering all her limbs together and spinning her like a steering wheel

I bent over Becca last night and gave her the "steering wheel" so good

by Black popcorn December 19, 2016

steering lock

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.

Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Steering

Verb: to encourage and drive the target to outlandish & loud behaviour - mostly under the influence of alcohol

Nice one, you really steered Tim off the rails last night

Had a great session of Tim steering last night - he went mental!

Wow look at him this morning, that is some steering gone bad

by YoungGuns June 23, 2014