Splosher

Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.

She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

by wordzup October 16, 2008

splooshy

When a girl is so loose, she needs to masturbate with a large object; such as a bicycle.

Lyssia is such a whore, she must be quite splooshy.

by Carlie Rachelle December 22, 2007

splooshtein

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation

i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river

by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008

Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

splosha

A contraction of the popular saying "Sorry about you."

"Wow, you just got t-boned by a semi in your new BMW? Splosha dude."

by emogothnintendoslut December 23, 2014

splooshizzle

The result of placing a bath bomb in the bath tub.

The bath bomb made a splooshizzle when it hit the water.

by Grintags March 6, 2019

Splooshpoo

Like a McSplooshpoo only not powered by McDonald's.

That splooshpoo made my ass wet, good thing I didn't eat McDonald's first!

by instasiv/McSplooshpoo July 16, 2019