Splay

To spread them skank ass legs wide in hopes of attracting or luring in persons in search of poontang

DAMN did you see that bitch splay ova there? She aint even wearin any underwear. Guess I'll be seeing yall tomorrow

by the sandman March 2, 2004

Spladouche

"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.

Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.

by tivo May 26, 2012

Splay Tree

This thing is a tree in computer science. It is so fking troublesome and messed with ur brain everytime u tried to code it.

Moreover, it appeared multiple in the National Olympiad in informatics so it becomes more shitty.

Hence, this phrase can be used to describe how messy someone/something is

Daniel: Hey look! the first problem of NOI 2007 day 2 is a splay tree problem.
Brian: WTF!!! I'm definitely not doing that

by just a bad OIer August 27, 2018

Splayss

very hot and sexy! Is sexier then dream 100%. has pp size of 54 inches! loves bees and ur mom <3

splayss is sexy

by dream__ March 26, 2021

Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.

Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?

by benzanato December 14, 2010

dirty slayde

dirty slayde is like a normal slayde just you killed his dog and he hunts you down

Dirty slayde is like John Wick

by dash the 100 meet smash September 8, 2020

slaydate

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.

Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!

by mister delicious January 1, 2008