Spinning shit

Term coined by UFC fighter Nick Diaz for martial arts techniques that involve spinning your body, such as the "spinning back fist" or "spinning back kick".

"I can't believe that spinning shit landed."

by m8696m8696 November 11, 2015

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004

Stinking Bishop

A cock that secretes a profuse amount of knob cheese.

A: Dude check it out it's Stuey B!
B: What a stinking bishop

by Heli February 21, 2005

spanking stick

a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.

woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.

by CG October 28, 2003

Spinning hot wax

The phrase above is generally used when a DJ is doing very well at the turntable. A telltale sign is if the crowd is in a generally excited mood.

Damn, DJ Fresh is spinning hot wax with that Louder remix.

by Syn042 December 10, 2011

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

spinning the bread

A casual chat amongst friends, around a campfire maybe or in the pub/bar. The equivalent of shooting the breeze.

Me and the lads were chillin', spinning the bread and hangin out.

by Milly van Hilly October 17, 2015