Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy

"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"

by Body Clack April 3, 2009

Sparkling Wiggle

A slang name for "fucking nigger" made popular by a recent video on a popular internet hosting site. A little girl with a speech impediment is saying "sparkling wiggle" but because of her impediment, it sounds like she is saying "fucking nigger," hence the name.

"There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party" or "Get a job you sparkling wiggle!"

by Robbbbbbb May 25, 2007

Spelling Bee

On acing spelling tests in junior years of education it is custom to receive sweets.
To reach, "Spelling Bee", status, one must have been so good at spelling that they consumed so many sweets and have now reached a state of obesity.

Ashleigh: Look how big that person is, man, that's insane!
Tony: She must have won the Spelling Bee four years running...

by Jamonite. January 13, 2010

Cornell Spelling Bee

This is a term coined by Demarcus Cousins refering to the David versus Goliath match up of Kentucky and Cornell, or as it was coined by The Boston Globe as the Smart kids versus Dumb Kids.

The reporter asked Demarcus Cousins "Have you heard of that they are calling this game the Smart Kids vs. The Dumb kids?" He replied with "This ain't a Cornell Spelling Bee, this is basketball."

by This Ain't No Spelling Bee March 25, 2010

Spelling

Something that a great many intelligent and creative people have problems with. The lack of this skill is a cause for alarm among the English majors. Mechanical memorisation that is beat into you in grade school that causes a life long dislike for the English language

If Spelling is the essence of great writing why don't we have a great proofreaders section at the library ?

by benthrer March 21, 2008

Minor Spelling Mistake

A goofy thing you do that makes you lose an argrument

Joe: "You're mother is fat and ugly'
Quandavious: "Minor Spelling Mistake L bozo"

by criry August 16, 2022

sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.

*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??

by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006