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Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.
Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.
by Anonymous December 3, 2002
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crack spackling

The process of whipping out the worm before ejaculation and finishing the job in the crack of the person you are fornicating with in the doggy-style position.
I finished Suzie off with a bit of crack spackling
by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006
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Spak'led Together

To put together carelessly and in a somewhat child-like manner a complicated subject both in explanation and demonstration.

To borrow notes from other, more informed authors and carelessly assemble to create what appears to be a complex demonstration of knowledge, but really comes forth in its true essence as mindless regurgitation of information (literary theft) with no real understanding or capabilities.

A careless form of plagiarism that is too transparent to succeed.
John spak'led together my lesson notes and presented it as his own because he didn't truly comprehend what he had been taught.

John spak'led together his video presentation by reading aloud the notes that his senior classmate Naman had emailed him, but in the end it was apparent he clearly didn't understand the subject at hand.
by IHaveAnEducation January 16, 2011
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spak arm

1. The arm that, during a hug or cuddle, has nowhere to be put and is generally uncomfortable and/or in the way; out of place, such is a spak. It is nearly always present during 'lay down' cuddles, when both participants lay side by side and cuddle, the 'spak arm' is the left arm of the person on the right if they leave it by their side. It cannot partake in any cuddling, nor can it move without interrupting the 'moment'.

2. When someone cannot throw a ball or object with either arm, the offending arm is given the name 'spak arm'. It is useless. Like a spak.
1. Jim thought, lying next to Lucy, whether eliminating the obscurity and pain of his spak arm was worth 'losing the moment'.

2. i) "Don't give it to spak arm! We wanna win, remember!"

2. ii) "Goldman, don't throw it with your fucking spak arm!"
by Blenks October 5, 2004
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spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.
1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."
by Brando November 17, 2004
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Spackadilliac

A bad type of woman: ugly, stupid, mean, etc.
That mean lady is a spackadilliac
by Big Daddy Bisquick September 10, 2006
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Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."
by asswip'e October 19, 2007
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