spamku 

A new form of poetry, that is similar to Haiku, but doesn't have the same 5-7-5 syllabic structure. Spamkus are made up of random sentences generated to foil email spam detectors. They consist of three unrelated phrases and must originate within spam; therefore, they're entirely computer generated poetry.

Morgan: Why do I keep getting spammed by this website?
Chris: It's cuz they're using a spamku. It confuses your anti-spam software.

Sample Spamkus:

I'm so sorry, dread woods.
Women need money editions.
Samuel Pickwick firmly and hurried into tears.

Hi, earth--one entries. Here is Spencer.
Crazy quick sex merest.
Mother of punch was even more.

I'm sure it will come off, leather-leggings dreams.
Steamy hardcore movies derbies.
Skimpin with whom the same time.

spamku by Chris.G January 18, 2011

spamus 

Samus Aran, the main character of the Metroid series. The term was coined by vipers_rage when talking about a missile spamming Samus in Super Smash Brothers Melee.

As the Samus player spams missiles:
"FUCKING SHIT! SPAMUS IS IMBA."

spamus by Icelement January 13, 2008

Spankulate 

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

Spankulate by flyingdog November 6, 2009

Spamcunt 

Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.

Not to be confused with a "catfish".

Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.

"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"

"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"

Spamcunt by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014

Spankulsive 

A combination of spanking and compulsive. A person who thinks, dreams and fantasizes about his/her next spanking he will give or receive. A person who's interest in spanking goes far beyond that of just a fetish, it becomes a reason for his/her existance and gives meaning to his life when fulfilled and causes pain and depression when the need isn't satisfied.

John wanted to complete his work at the factory but his spankulsive desires made it impossible to think of anything except his date with Stella that night.

Spankulsive by JustPlainAlan July 10, 2011

spambully 

When someone cced into an email, like a party invite, or a forward with many addresses in the cc list, uses the occasion to air there mostly pointless views to everyone in the cc list. This is sometimes done to make a point against forgetting to use the bcc option, but is often totally gratuitous.

All right anons! Spambully is in the house!

I'm sorry I don't know anything about the party - ever since the spambully hit it, I've been deleting the mails before I even open them.

Don't reply to the spambully or you'll become a part of his spam gang and just add to the general annoyance of everyone on the list.

spambully by Alan-a-Dale December 5, 2009

spamula cr 

is a dirty greasy trailer trash chick, who can also be know as the pamshow or stackemstds ... she often is seen without clothes on and well at a strip club will try and out strip the striper. the anthem for spamula cr is" nasty girl" by destiny's child. national color is green like the drippings from her vag. she will sleep with anyone who has smokes and weed coke uppers ect........ but after she is done it will be hard to get rid of her, spamula will stalk her victims until they are trapped by one of those" ah i am prago " scams. she is also know for strange and mysterious miscarriages, oh and std's. on a good day spamula will be the trashy girl drunk and high trying to find her next victim watch out men there could be a spamula in ur town....

slut , dirty , Campbell river , stalker , spamula cr

spamula cr by blazing420 December 28, 2009