spamk

v. A portmanteau of "spam" and "mark," derived from the phrase "Mark as spam" frequently found on your e-mail account. It is indeed to mark a user or an e-mail as spam, thus sending it and all future e-mails from said user to your spam folder.

1.- I subscribed to this website's newsletter and because of it I keep getting e-mails asking me if I want to double the size of my penis, so I think I'm going to spamk it.

2.- God, this creepy guy I met on MySpace keeps sending me e-mailes so I spamked him.

3.- Thank God UrbanDictionary hates spam, so I don't have to spamk them.

by Ruiner123 May 24, 2009

Spamk-ing

Spamming repetitively and becoming a nuscense.

That idiot will not stop spamk-ing me!

by BluEnYelloWpurplePILLS December 22, 2008

cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face

i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler

by mypssy August 11, 2010

Samkelisiwe

Samkelisiwe is a very beautiful, intelligent and kindhearted girl. She loses her temper when put under pressure. She is a great listener. She is very welcoming as her name means: 'we are welcome.'

Everybody wishes to know a Samkelisiwe.

by Ntombenkulu March 23, 2021

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Spooge-spackled

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

spamku

A new form of poetry, that is similar to Haiku, but doesn't have the same 5-7-5 syllabic structure. Spamkus are made up of random sentences generated to foil email spam detectors. They consist of three unrelated phrases and must originate within spam; therefore, they're entirely computer generated poetry.

Morgan: Why do I keep getting spammed by this website?
Chris: It's cuz they're using a spamku. It confuses your anti-spam software.

Sample Spamkus:

I'm so sorry, dread woods.
Women need money editions.
Samuel Pickwick firmly and hurried into tears.

Hi, earth--one entries. Here is Spencer.
Crazy quick sex merest.
Mother of punch was even more.

I'm sure it will come off, leather-leggings dreams.
Steamy hardcore movies derbies.
Skimpin with whom the same time.

by Chris.G January 18, 2011