spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

spackle dwarf

to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.

damn you just got spackle dwarfed

by rob the joo May 15, 2006

spackle tackle

A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.

Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?

Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.

by Alex Virgo October 22, 2007

spackle-pop

A kid's sucker (or "blow-pop") that has been inserted into a woman's pussy.

I don't want to suck that spackle-pop, I saw where it just came from!

by Bard April 28, 2003

Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people

Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now

by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020