Urban Dictionary: flog the log

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Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 05, 2004

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to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004

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see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

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