Smokestack Lightning

The act of transferring static electricity from one's fingertip to the tip of an erect penis

My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.

by J_Cut February 24, 2011

Smokestack

The act of sitting on the toilet and masturbating violently with one hand while smoking a joint with the other hand and taking a big, greasy dump.

Chris was so tense from his bad day at work he needed to go do a smokestack in the bathroom before he could calm down and hang out with his friends.

by Game Night December 15, 2008

spokesperson

The politically correct form of spokesman.

In this day and age, you can't say spokesman, but you must say spokesperson.

by SuburbDictionary June 27, 2017

spokesperson

The employee at a bicycle shop whose job is to tension wheels and hubs.

To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

smokestack

The act of male masturbation involving both hands, and upon climax, the ejaculate appears to be a stream of smoke out of the top of the "stack".

I totally smokestacked all over my computer screen today.

by Sore Junk November 15, 2009

smokestack lightning

n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.

v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)

"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."

"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."

by jacksonwillkillyou May 17, 2010

kama-smoketra

(cama-smoke-tra) The art of getting high.Getting the most out of the buzz.Derived from the art of sex, KamaSutra.

Turn on some trippy music, burn some incense, watch a Tool video and be practicing Kama-smoketra.

by grlop July 17, 2006