Getting Smitty

Getting drunk, plastered or wasted.

Hey bro we getting smitty tonight, you joining us?

by OwenOrRetro December 8, 2020

smitty handshake

The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...

Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..

by captnhowdy January 3, 2005

smitchy

Something that is small and squishy
*cute*

That baby is so smitchy

by mimeseisverytiny March 18, 2020

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.

Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.

by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

Smitty's

The greatest snowboard,wakeboard,and skateboard shop in Rhode Island. They have the best customer service and everyone there knows what they are talking about.

smitty's sells wakeboards,skateboards,snowboards,skate shoes,clothing,outerwear, ect.

by ********************** May 27, 2006

smitty

Saying or doing something that makes a person look stupid or foolish. Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

"Man I just pulled a smitty when I tried talking to that girl!" or "That was a smitty move when you gave her your number."

by Hamzah August 30, 2005

Smitty

To cancel on someone at the last moment, often without notice

I can't be bothered to go tonight, I'm just going to Smitty this one out.

by DaveOUK December 9, 2008