What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.
She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.
by enfant terrible August 18, 2023
when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they cannot talk to anybody else this way.
when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "
by totally not katie December 11, 2021
Pretty much a shorter way to say friend with benefits. You’re pretty much friends that do everything couples would do but without labeling it. A recipe for disaster: that’s a situationship. It’ll end with one or both of you being an emotional wreck.
by cassandra emersy August 26, 2022
A toxic rehab relationship characterized by leaving the facility against medical advice, and relapsing together. After a short run fueled by crack cocaine and liquor, they return to the same facility to star the cycle over.
by Tygunnin April 10, 2021
It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.
That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!
by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015
Charlily85: I kinda want a fuckbuddy that's not allows to fuck anyone else, cuddles me but leaves in the morning
Dine:that's a situationship
Dine:that's a situationship
by Charlily85 December 23, 2022
When your each others 2nd strings - one goes to jail one retains the others property- the one gets out of jail and by default enters into a sItuationship.
by bish'what June 19, 2021