sidewinder

to take a shit in a urinal

That place dissed me so I left a "sidewinder" in the men's room.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

sidewinder

aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet

the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe

ahahahahahaha u lot see mc crabwalker slipslide his way over to the bin

What a GOON that sidewinder

by pussington clam March 2, 2020

russian sidewinder

Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.

I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.

by Anal Intruder 519 October 4, 2017

California Sidewinder

A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.

Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.

by Saucy Salmon July 5, 2020

Kentucky Sidewinder

When you tell her you have a surprise. Run out of the room strip naked. Then you come back in hands held wide open like airplane wings. Jump and crash into the pussy.

Man she wasn't that interested until I gave her a good ole Kentucky Sidewinder she keeps blowing my phone up. I went full Kentucky Sidewinder on her and she did the the exorcist. I crashed my sidewinder into her queef whistle she ain't been the same since.

by B.Nilez July 3, 2021

sidewinder

a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.

yo sidewinder, saw your vid!

by lol@you69 May 23, 2011

Sidewinder

A sidewinder is when you put a dip into the side of your mouth, preferably near the molars. The reason for this is that your gums in the middle have been eaten up so badly by years of dipsky abuse that a dip can no longer reside there.

"Wes wasn't scared of oral cancer: he pulled a sidewinder for a month, even though his back tooth fell out after 2 weeks."

by Jeff Greenberg October 20, 2003