swomp

This all started with me and my best friend eating chinese food. I having just eaten my last pork skewer snatched his and said SWOMP! This word can also be followed up by the word BITCH!

Me:SWOMP! I just took your coke. BITCH!
Random victim: NOOOOOOO!!!

by Matthew Olander April 14, 2005

shwoopsta

a name you give to a person who has mastered the shwoop.

"hey, there's the shwoopsta!"

by jessica_shwoop May 11, 2008

Shompt

To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.

Conversation over AIM:
-Dude, u wanna go chill?
-Nah bro, im about to shompt
-Ah, good call.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

shompoo

Shompoo is a beautiful, creative and amazing person. They're often very shy but when you get to know them they can become the most crazy person you've ever known! (In a good way of course) Shompoo's are very unique and its not often you get to meet one. But if you do, you're the luckiest person on earth.

1. Shompoo is an angel
2. Shompoo got some mad skills

by Old razzledazzle December 11, 2016

shwumpy

Rough, uneven, or cracked pavement or other type of ground. Something that would not be desirable to travel over with small wheels such as those of a skateboard.

I don't think I can roll through this way, the sidewalk's all shwumpy!

by crookie_monster May 31, 2016

Shwoopty

When a female requests oral while laying down, placing a hand under he back and throwing her off the bed.

When she asked to be eaten out I gave her a shwoopty. It was my turn.

by Carl Marximus February 11, 2017

shwoopty pop

the insertion of a shomdomdobley in bobo hole with the goal of excavating some legendary chocolate for later consumption.

she wanted to get shwoopty pop after sex

by theoldone305 July 28, 2018