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shlop sisters

two girls who gave the same boy head
julia: omg u gave ____ head?
sab: omg yes u too??
julia: yes!! shlop sisters!!!
by midati June 4, 2020
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Shloomy

Shloomy is a legendary word that many people will soon find. Shloomy is just a vibe you can be on. It can also be used in the context of "Shloomy Time" which basically means you're currently having a phenomenal time.
Its shloomy time! I'm feeling so good and awesome right now, the vibes are immaculate
by Shloomy June 8, 2021
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Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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Shloot

A word with a wide and broad definition. Phonetically speaking, the word it self sounds offensive (see: "slut"), when in fact it is not offensive at all. It may be used as a replacement for any word that has a vague likeness to it's pronunciation (see ex. 1). Or, it may be used as a curse word (see ex. 2).
Example 1:

A) "Could you please shloot the door?"
B) "Yes, but of course"

Example 2:

A) "SHLOOT! I just stubbed my toe!!"
B) "That must have shlooting hurt, eh?"
by OoodlesofNoodles September 4, 2010
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shloog

Words cannot describe the ridiculousness of a shloog. Someone not appreciated and has no reason to be. A complete failure and disappointment in life.
That guy named Zac is such a shloog I'd do anything to slap him sideways
by BBizzy99 February 17, 2017
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shlorper

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head
O yea shordy def a shlorper
by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022
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shlopster

to shlopster, to steal from someone.
dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.
by frederick larson March 16, 2023
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