An elected official such as Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who jets off to a Mexican beach resort while millions of his constituents suffer in sub freezing temperatures with no electricity, gas, or water.
During the extreme winter weather event of February 2022, Sen. Cruz jetted off to Cancun with his family for a warm beach retreat while millions of his constituents were literally freezing to death. Meanwhile his competitor for the seat, Beto O’Rourke ran a phone bank conducting welfare checks on vulnerable citizens. Ted Cruz is a shitbird.
by Blue Texas February 18, 2021
Get the Shitbird mug.More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.
People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017
Get the Shitbird mug.To get incoherently drunk, often for a celebration or after a big event of some sort. This way of drinking usually ends up with a blackout.
- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."
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by Canadian party man February 27, 2017
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by Alpharat53 July 23, 2017
Get the Shitmint mug.When a wannabe vampire is so gross and/or lame they get even less respect than a person who acts like a twilight shinny vampire or acts out being a vampire in a disgusting or overboard way mostly word play online games or role play.
Nikita is such a shitpire; it has only taken 7 years to go from eating K.J.V. foot scabs to sucking on possibly infected sores on I.N. and Skype; I have never been so glad to be a Lycan.
by MiSFiT9083 June 16, 2018
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by Boris Wong January 5, 2022
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