Shitlock

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009

metric shitload

Related to the Metric Fuckton, Which is greater than a Metric Megaton, but not as great as a Metric MegaFuckton. Ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.

"Ok, I've got a Metric Fuckton of Rice Krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?"

by Errant June 5, 2003

shitlotta

a significant amount of something

wow there's a shitlotta cops at the bar

by Rainman 2 December 17, 2008

Shitower

The act of taking a shit and then a shower

Ron : Yo dog, be right there,I gotta take a shitower!

Steve: A what?

Ron: A shit and shower!

by drizzle82 February 5, 2014

shitload

A quantifier for people, signifiyng either one or many of them, in terms of a sizable degree of shittiness.

-I've seen a shitload of people on that website.
-Really, a lot?
-Well, maybe six. But they've been really shit, and people-y, you know?
-I shitty-well know. There is always a whole shitload of people.

by mattrh May 29, 2015

Shitower

When you know you're about to take a massively messy shit that you are gonna have to take a shower afterwards.

Oh no man, I feel a shitower coming on.

by Louie Williams August 4, 2015

metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.

"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003