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Shitower 

When you know you're about to take a massively messy shit that you are gonna have to take a shower afterwards.
Oh no man, I feel a shitower coming on.
Shitower by Louie Williams August 4, 2015

shitower 

The act of defecating in one's shower then mashing it down the plug hole with your foot, or a finely directed stream of urine.
Yo look I jus flush my shitower down da drain yo
shitower by Matthew Benjamin September 18, 2006
Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin
Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011
basically, you gotta take a shit then right away you gotta shower
I gotta take a shitwer, gn
shitwer by Lucifer Morning Wood December 1, 2020

shitover 

A hangover that comes out of your ass in diarrhea form
I got a shitover from drinking Smirnoff’s last night
shitover by Smegma911 September 9, 2018

shitoker 

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s
Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)
shitoker by ggggg June 12, 2003
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