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Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
by MunchieMay March 26, 2009
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Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"
"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."
by JMFS13 July 15, 2014
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shitfaced

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.
by Japnigga July 2, 2019
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shitfaced bitch

every single person in the fucking world... except for the ones you like obviously
by summer<3 December 7, 2021
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Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.
"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded
by Swaggang July 13, 2011
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Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.
I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.
by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011
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shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.
last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.
by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005
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