The Assramming Shitslasher

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

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by Playboy88 June 8, 2016

Shitlips

Butt hole or a mouth covered in shit

Bruh I fucked your mom in the shitlips last night

by Echoinmypants November 15, 2018

shitlips

someone with extremely bad breath. As though they guzzled a gallon of shit and didnt wipe their face after.

Hey shitlips! You ever heard of mouthwash? Your breath makes me wish i could cut my nose off! What the fuck happened to you that was so bad you wanted to unleash such haneous violence on the world!

by akharmuntry July 5, 2014

Shitlips

An ass kisser, brown noser, etc.

Hey, look at Johnny and Beth sucking up to the boss! What a bunch of Shitlips!

by Meat The Conquerer August 31, 2017

Shitlips, the

Person who has a fetish for "Shit Love."

Yo, that fools' got the shitlips.

by Kremer June 6, 2004

shitlips

(noun) 1. When someone eats saucy, dark food, (usually chocolate syrup, pizza sauce, molasses, etc.), and the sauce coats their lips, including the surrounding area, making it look like "shit on their lips."

"It looked like he had shitlips after he shoved his face into the hot fudge sundae."

by Hung10Gemini August 20, 2008

shitflake

an insulting term for one you dislike, said by emotional people.
word that creates amusement to people i.e. skybO and flexi SheZ

"go eat shitflakes with secret sauce you fuktard"

by cheriẹ July 18, 2005