shreked

When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek

Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first

by Typewriter war November 8, 2011

shreked

When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face

It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!

by Donster the Monster October 31, 2010

shreked

getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it

i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked

by bitchwhostolechritmas January 6, 2015

get shreked

an expression used in lieu of "get wrecked." It evokes imagery of the Disney series Shrek. It is used when one makes a mistake or a fool of themselves.

guy 1: ah, these waves are massive, dude!
guy 2: dude, get shreked!
guy 3: stop getting shreked like it's your nine to five, bro!

by Noone Importantatall June 26, 2019

shermed

The state of being inebriated, stupid, careless, and straight up dumb. Drugs, specifically marijuana, and alcohol lead to very easy,comical, silly, and embarassed sherms(N)who are usually unaware of their sherm-like actions.

"That corona had Rachel shermed."

by Jiggaboo12 May 27, 2008

Get Shreked

"Get Shreked" Is a meme (originally got on by "Shrek") That has been around for using it as if you Made a joke (Or fun of someone) and you would say "Get shreked" .

"You look like an idiot" "Get shreked!"

by Aurza Yu June 16, 2019

Sharked

V. Past tense. To stay sober at a party or bar in order to better chase your drunken pray in hopes of a hook up or slam.

"You know that quiet girl in our religion class? She totally sharked me last night."

"I'm not drinking tonight. I'm going sharking."

by Gage Horn April 17, 2012