The Shed

a magical place somewhere in the world that teenagers sit around in the cold and get stupidly high and then "big man" mongs.

The cause and solution to all teenagers problems.

"are you going to the shed"

by mysticmike666 January 28, 2009

the shed

fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.

Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.

by oswego dude October 13, 2006

Shedding

When you project your own problems onto someone else.

Guy1: you're bad at Mobile game cause of your fat thumbs
Guy2: stop shedding

This implies that guy1 has fat thumbs and is projecting that onto guy2

by RJ Rubin June 3, 2018

Shedded

To get very drunk.

I got totally shedded at the bar last night.

by DJR February 23, 2004

a shed

Tennagers often say this just before getting high, often with a joint. They make a imaginary shed and step into it and sit down and get high (making sure to close the door behind them). Often these imaginary sheds are made in obvious places e.g oval, park

Me "hey, piglet! wanna go make a shed?"
Piglet "Fuck yer!"
Me "sweet, let the stoning begin!"

by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008

Shedding

The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.

"Wait! Be careful! I'm mid-shedding!! I don't want my dick to fall off!"

by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023

Shed

n. A misallaneous game that exists only as an idea or proposition. The act of shed can never be followed through - only proposed and accepted. May also be classed as a sport. Any attempt to actually create a game and set of rules will result in the spontaneous combustion of the attempter's nearby village or town. v. To Shed

The Savage Cabbage : "Hey Andy, wanna play shed?"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"

Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"

by Pasta, Hold the Sauce October 11, 2005