shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

Shed

Is when someone gives u a hickey

Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.

by Battygal🍑🍑❤ April 4, 2017

Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.

“I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”

by Booga March 1, 2019

Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead

Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed’
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’

by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 9, 2019

Shed

Means she said but when people talk to fast it just becomes SHED.

Emma: Did you hear Emily SHED that she likes Tom

Rachel: No way! Can’t believe SHED that

by RaccoonGamer123 January 4, 2020

SHED

SHED is a more sane version of shrek that has odd fetishes. SHED is famous for his YTP appearances and is a more prepared version of shrek. SHED is a chad, he's just unstoppable in general and is useful.

I ate the sharpest tool in the SHED

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Shed

A shed is a car that is hanging and a piece of shit

Me: Hey have you seen my shed parked out front?

Friend: fuck me yeah, shes a hanger bud

by Dubber619 February 24, 2021