Selfie Ravine

A surreally seductive and beautiful location where many potentially breathtaking selfies have sadly never been sent to anyone due to the fact that the heroic selfie seekers had slid unexpectedly and precipitously to their deaths, tumbling to the savage bottom of this steep and slippery ravine.

It was a truly horrific tragedy, after the Labor Day weekend, we found at least fifteen Summer clothing-clad bodies still clutching their shattered cellphones at the bottom of Selfie Ravine.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Shitter Selfie

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background

This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!

by Peenut773 October 17, 2014

Selfieitis

Having the urge to constantly take a selfie, with any available camera, or phone. You know you have selfieitis when you have more than 10 selfies on your camera or phone, or when you find selfies of your self on your friends phone.

Selfieitis

by Samantha L Labert November 21, 2011

Selfie stick

A dildo, vibrator

Helen was feeling a bit fruity so decided to pull out her Selfie stick and have a good time

by Minxymoo February 26, 2015

Selfie Olympics

An ongoing competition to take the most original and awe-inspiring selfie. This often involves using various props, costumes, furniture, and an impressive array of poses in front of the bathroom mirror.

Person A: Ayo why the fuck are you wearing that snuggie, and what is the easy bake oven doing in the bathroom Josh?!
Person B: Shut up, I'm about to win the Selfie Olympics!

Person B: Yo, did you see that selfie Big Sean just took? He's definitely a contender in the Selfie Olympics.

by Selfie Champion January 4, 2014

Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

by magic worder August 25, 2011

selfietunity

Opportunity to take a selfie, and it's one that you just cannot miss.

Person 1: Aye, I got mi hair done!
Person 2: Gurl I got mine done too!
Both: SELFIETUNITY!

by Geekinwiththing1 April 17, 2014