Sidepiece

A woman whose one level above a jump off but always below the wife. A sidepiece must know her part. While he may meet your family. You will never meet his. A sidepiece is a women he will never commit to. A sidepiece will never be wife material only an easy fuck.

Mary, Teresa, Amanda, Kim, and Christina were my sidepiece.

by Barr Nass February 18, 2019

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

anal seepage

n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.

"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."

by Matt Roberts December 10, 2004

sidepipe

When a boy get a stiffy and his shlong goes down his leg.

"Early moring baseball. Joy" boy wearing compression shorts has a sidepipe and takes picture.

by wennes March 18, 2015

Seepage

noun: the slow pressing of human feces between one's fingers while performing the act of fisting one's anus

After a long night of heavy drinking (or not) as you fist a girl in the anus, your hand cramps open to the point where a smooth extraction is impossible forcing the girl to attempt to push your hand out as if she were pooping. During this painful attempt to free your hand, you begin to feel a sensation between your fingers similar to that of hot smooshed-up bananas, being, of course the seepage of her feces.

"Last night I was up in this girl's shit, literally man. I got it stuck up in some mad seepage."

"Dammit seepage!"

by Room 13 December 17, 2008

sedentary

adj.
inactive or not moving

She never was sedentary, even when asleep.

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

sedeeking it

a form of masturbation where when you are caught masturbating under the covers you quickly say you are changing clothes to cover up the instance

Man, Damien was sedeeking it so many times yesterday!

by buckeyesrkool2828 January 2, 2010