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noun: the slow pressing of human feces between one's fingers while performing the act of fisting one's anus
After a long night of heavy drinking (or not) as you fist a girl in the anus, your hand cramps open to the point where a smooth extraction is impossible forcing the girl to attempt to push your hand out as if she were pooping. During this painful attempt to free your hand, you begin to feel a sensation between your fingers similar to that of hot smooshed-up bananas, being, of course the seepage of her feces.

"Last night I was up in this girl's shit, literally man. I got it stuck up in some mad seepage."

"Dammit seepage!"
Seepage by Room 13 December 17, 2008
Jism leaking out of a birds snatch after shagging that dampens her gusset and sometimes dampens her Jeans too. Maybe even the chair she's sitting on.
Clean yourself up bitch! If you're going to shag in the toilet at least you can bung it and prevent seepage!
seepage by D November 10, 2003
When your dick starts to stick out through the hole in your boxers. Generally happens when you wear loose-fitting boxers with plenty of move-room or have an erection.
Duuuude, I had some major seepage this morning and when my mom came to wake me up, she saw my dick in its full throbbing glory!
Seepage by Thranduil February 6, 2019

Seepage Baby 

A baby born not from sexual penetration but resulting from the seepage of semen between two morbidly obese individuals.
Carl: Wow his parents are HUGE!!!
Ronda: How do two people that large make a baby?
Carl: Must have been a seepage baby.

Moist seepage 

The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage
Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?
Moist seepage by Moistseepage February 8, 2019

anal seepage tampon 

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
anal seepage tampon by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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