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Secure Contain Protect
OH NO SCP-096 ESCAPED
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Aww, you're such an SCP!!
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YOU SHALL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
Dad: hey Timmy SCP. Timmy: its 5am let me sleep.
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"SCP" stands for "special child pornography" and this abbreviation is often companied by a set of numbers. These numbers are nicknames of real children names. People who say they like "SCP" are pedophiles.
Anon1: SCP is awesome!

Anon2: same dude, SCP-049 is pretty cool

Anon3: Bro you guys pedos or some shit?
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The SCP foundation is fictional writing community that mainly writes about fictional anomalous entities or objects.
the SCPS themselves are are seperated by code. Example: SCP-049
I loved that SCP Foundation post titled "SCP-173"
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SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect.

It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.

SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -

*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.

If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*

There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
You: That SCP is so cute.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.
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The acronym for the words "Secure Contain Protect" or "Special Containment Procedures".
If you put it in front of a group of numbers e.g. SCP-027 or SCP-999 and you search online (e.g. Google or Youtube) , you either get a sci-fi abomination about some fucked up shit that was written by some mentally insane individual or some wholesome orange slime that cures depression and is a chocoholic.
'SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" is happening, please stay indoors at all times.'

Every sane being, anomaly and universe that wants to fucking live:

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