Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

by Holly October 11, 2003

Schnoodle

substitution for any dirty word

"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"
"Are you scnhooldly seriouse,what the schnoodle?"
"That bitch is a total schnoodle"

by Heather Lyane Smith December 27, 2007

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Schnoodle

An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.

Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.

by anonymous December 21, 2022

Oh Schnoodle!

Also known as "schnoodle!" or "oh my schnoodle" or "schnoodle my poodle" the child that made this phrase goes to a Christian school,where cursing is INNAPROPRIATE, so, he made this excellent phrase to calm his anger.

Definition:A word used when suprised,angry,or just a random word to say.

Synonyms: Poop! Snap! Aw shucks!

Bobby:jumps out of the bushes
Cameron: Oh Schnoodle! *starts crying*
Bobby: I didnt mean to scare you that bad...
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by thechristianuser February 12, 2020

Schnoodle

To laugh; laughing.

I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.

by Purple-man-who-steals-your-kid May 2, 2024