Schmooze

A level above flirt. Usually to impress the opposite sex.

“Zach you’re being a schmooze”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019

schmouse

Schmouse is an animal that is very small but fuzzy and cuddly. Known to have a rather large penis. They are very friendly and cute. Schmouses are the most lovable creatures ever! They love you for who you are! Often very lazy, tired and loves to sleep. Never stop loving a schmouse because they are one of a kind.

1) I love my schmouse so much!
2) Schmouse is so cute!

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Schmoozefest

The belief that one can smooth-talk their way throughout life

Chris: Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo americano?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna

Sean: Ebic! Schmoozefest

by bigprophetbeats March 15, 2022

schmoozery

Sweet talking someone for a favor that benefits you.

I’m going to use some schmoozery with the receptionist to get in to my appointment early.

by Semiguy62 June 10, 2022

Schmooze

The act of fucking a man in his man-pussy except he has stomach problems so a brown cream starts oozing out of his pussy. This phenomenon would be well-known as a “schmooze”

“Hey guys. I was with chad last night and we totally schmoozed. It was gnarly”

by BIGBALLSMAN14 April 9, 2023

schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025