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Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012
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scuffle up

To scuffle up is to acquire, get, make, you know words like that.
You can "scuffle up" on pretty much anything.
Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some bread
Translation 1: I'm trying to make some money.
Translation 2: I'm trying to get some money.
Translation 3: I'm trying to acquire some money.

Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some stereos.
Translation: I'm trying to (get, acquire, steal, etc) some stereos.
by JGuzmannn November 24, 2006
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Scuffed

Something that is really abnormal or just out right NOT what it should be
Example 1: Dude your personality is mega scuffed. Take a chill pill.

Example 2: This drawing is really scuffed. It looks nothing like what it should be.

Example 3: This apple is extremely scuffed. It has bruises everywhere.
by TheSnapback October 26, 2019
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sheff

Gang Member: I will sheff you up.
Drug dealer: Oh shit sorry, i will get you the weed
by sheps_s February 14, 2017
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Sheffield Shuffle

A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella
Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*
by Chris Stammers June 16, 2008
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sciffy

A science fiction or fantasy fan. From the abbreviation "SciFi". Plural : Sciffies.
"Hey, check out all the sciffies in line for the next star wars movie."
by Liza May 9, 2005
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Sheffield North

The belief that Sheffield, England is actually the true north pole of the planet, enabling people from Sheffield to call everybody else in the world Southerners (a foul slur indeed).
Me: Newcastle? Filthy Southerner!
Geordie: But we're way more north than you!
Me: You've never heard of Sheffield North, then
by thegriceisright May 3, 2010
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