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scalia

Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.
"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"
by smendler October 14, 2011
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Schlitz

n. A hilariously named beer originally brewed in Milwaukee by Joseph Schlitz.

It can (and will) get you drunk for a reasonable price. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has experienced a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers.

Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than Milwaukee's Best...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good.

Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.
Chad: Yo man, pass me one of em brewskis, bro.
Brendan: No problem chief!
Chad: Ah jeez, this beer is Grolsch, dude!
Brendan: First of all, its not that bad, and second of all its Schlitz!
Chad: Ahhh, no wonder this beer tastes like Schlitz!
by applejack42 February 12, 2010
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socality

A common hashtag used amongst the modern hipster-like community on Instagram, associated with scenic landscapes, vsco cam and pretentious captions.

The captions either relating to the picture with some sort of pun or self important statement having nothing to to with the photograph at all.
As the name does not suggest it is very uncommon to see more than one person in a socality post. Full faces are generally omitted. Anyone featured in a socality post will commonly be wearing overpriced urban outfitters coats or thrifted aztec print blankets, placed at a reasonably far off distance and look moderately to completely away from the camera.
*Picture of stagnant lake* "The tide isn't strong but I'm holding on #socality #pnw #pacificnorthwest #vcso #vscocam #blessed #kinfolk #explore #exploring #livelife #dontwasteit"

or

*Picture of stagnant lake* "I have always believed the key to happiness is believing in something. Meditate. #socality #spiritual #bethebestyou #livelaughlove #pnw #pacificnorthwest #vsco #vscocam #chillvibes #scenes"
by lilacmoon November 7, 2015
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antonin scalia

Italian Justice who is perhaps the most conservative one on the Supreme Court. He's a god-fearing Bible thumping Christian (translate as "idiot" or "superstitious zealot") who voted against gay rights and frequently denounces abortion as "evil". Apparently very close friends with Dick Cheney, even going so far as to take a hunting trip with the man and later insisting to sit in on a trial of his claiming to be "impartial".
Much like Bill O'Reilly he frequently rambles and shouts and acts tough but as soon as he starts getting his ass handed to him like the moron he is he tries to shut them up. Most recently he fought to keep "under God" in the Pledge because this is a "nice wholesome Christian nation."

On a side note, there's a nifty little thing called The Fourth Amendment which guarantees a right to privacy so long as you're not doing anything "bad."
"Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Although according to Scalia, this doesn't apply to gay men because they're "sinful" and no justification is needed other than that.

The ninth is also worthy of notice:

"Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
by JFern May 14, 2004
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Scalie

I like furriest but I prefer scalies
by Morar June 6, 2018
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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Scalia

"Scalia" is the ship name between characters Scott McCall and Malia Tate on the MTV show, Teen Wolf.
"Yo, did you see that cute as Scalia scene tonight?"
"Yeah, but SCALLISON is OTP soz."
by Clary Herondale August 8, 2017
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