Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.

Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.

by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020

Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.

Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.

by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

Sunny Day Lacey's salon

a episode that have sunny day credits

sunny day lacey's salon

by 22323w April 29, 2019

Robert Salone

A Speng who likes getting kids in the back of a van

Robert Salone get the kids in the van

by Ayden Lacey November 23, 2019

salon baby

A child of a mother who works at a ratchet ass salon, and also grows up in the salon.

Girl, you always sitting at the salon often with your mama. You ain't nothing but a salon baby

by Haitianbaby July 3, 2017

Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020