The rowboat test

A test to see if someones fat/can fit in a rowboat

a test made by Michael Scott from the infamous sitcom, The office.

Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?

woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.

Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!

the rowboat test

by Potatoinvation January 18, 2024

asian rowboat

When there are three asians on a rowboat, role playing gay sex. By eating each other’s ass.

I saw gays on an asian rowboat.

by CoCoToasty May 14, 2018

Rowboating

What Amish men do to titties since they‘re not allowed to drive vehicles with engines , an alternative to the English term motor boating . Established in Middlebury Indiana circa 2023

Damn Jedediah!! , did you see Mary’s big ass titties ?, i bet you’d love to be rowboating them

by brentrex March 27, 2023

Havard Rowboat

When a row of guys sit behind each other belly to back naked and jack off the guy in front of them while the front guy yells stroke. 3 to 5 guys on a team. Winner is 1st team to have 2/3 of the team to ejaculate.

The USA Havard Rowboat team were exhausted after losing to France in the finals

by GUMBALICIOUS August 29, 2023

rowboat

Slang term for Robitussin when used as a psychedelic. Can also be used in the verb form 'rowing a boat.'

Robo junkie: Hey man, I'm gonna be rowing a boat at the mall tonight.

Junkie's friend: Dude don't take rowboats, you're too noticeable on that shit.

by jiffilube April 27, 2009

Rowboat

Adjective... The act of motorboating smaller titties. For the simple fact that they make a splash noise and not a motor sound.

Yeah well I rowboated those tires and really got her goin'.

by Tinytitmcgee March 06, 2021

The Canadian Rowboat

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.

I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

by Quarantine Improv December 04, 2021