righteous bitch

Someone that speaks bluntly, honestly, and cares deeply about you and you them.

Tracy is a Righteous Bitch

by Rock-a-Squin September 13, 2013

rightio

right on

1. Positive response
2. Yeah, dude (blowoff answer)

Billy: Yo, great job! You only lost the race by like 25 feet!
Tiny Tim: Rightio, Bill. You're so funny (not!)

by The Evster May 26, 2006

Righteous Nig

Said usually when at a loss for words to describe the sighting of a black person (usually male) who possesses indescribably awesome attributes or qualities such as wearing a cool hat, keepin' a ho in line, beatin' down the white oppressors or just generally being ghetto and black.
Some popular Righteous Nigs include -
Samuel L Jackson
Laurence Fishburne
Tupac
Snoop
Dre
That Black Guy That Plays Drums For Jason Mraz

Note: Can also be adapted to suit the user's mood - Righteous Nog, Righteous Negro, Righteous Niglett/Noglett (in the case of younger Righteous Nigs), Righteous Blacker, Righteous Nig Nog Nag (in case of truly awe-inspiring negro qualities warranting the use of the highest negro compliment).

Guy 1 - *Oh wow, fuck yeah.*
Guy 2 - *What?*
Guy 1 - *You seen this awesome negro dancin'?*
Guy 2 - *Yeah he's truly amazing.*
Guy 1 - *A righteous nig indeed.* (Satisfied smile)

Or

Guy 1 - *That Morgan Freeman he's so cool, ya know just the way he smiles an' shit just so awe-inspiring, a truly Righteous Nig*
Guy 2 - *And the fact that he's in EVERY FILM EVER MADE. Righteous or what?*
(Synchronised satisfied smile)

by YouDroppedYourGayCard October 17, 2009

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008

Righteous Indigestion

The act of being so mad at someone else for something stupid that they've done that you feel physically ill.

Girl 1: Wow, your boyfriend cheated on you?

Girl 2: Yea, we're going to talk about it later today. I'm just so mad, I've been filled with righteous indigestion all day.

by SecondSabre July 2, 2009

righteousfully

Awesome, Amzo, full of righteous, sencere

I am righteousfully sorry.
That movie was righteousfully awesome.

by GEE1527 December 21, 2010

righteous bison

The objectively best weapon in TF2.

"You can't use the righteous bison! It is the worst!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"

by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021