Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.

Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"

by 9point5in April 23, 2018

Redwood

A stool that is so hard, it comes out bloody.

I just pumped out 3 redwoods!

by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 26, 2017

redwood middle school

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.

Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do

by smartiesniffer November 23, 2021

Redwood

When you get done making love to a women who’s on her period and your penis is covered in menstral fluid.

I was with this girl last night and she was extra wet and I looked down and man I had a huge redwood!

by TooBoosted101 September 29, 2023

redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs

I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.

by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Redwood

A girl on her period with the cramps.

Person #1: Aye bro wassup with you and Kiesha lastnight?
Person #2: Aww man she's redwooded, had to settle for oral.
Person #1: Oh damn.

by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016