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Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.
Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"
by 9point5in April 23, 2018
mugGet the Redwoodmug.

Redwood

A stool that is so hard, it comes out bloody.
I just pumped out 3 redwoods!
by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 26, 2017
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redwood middle school

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.
Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do
by smartiesniffer November 23, 2021
mugGet the redwood middle schoolmug.

Redwood

When you get done making love to a women who’s on her period and your penis is covered in menstral fluid.
I was with this girl last night and she was extra wet and I looked down and man I had a huge redwood!
by TooBoosted101 September 29, 2023
mugGet the Redwoodmug.

redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs
I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.
by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007
mugGet the redwood forestmug.

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals
That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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Redwood

A girl on her period with the cramps.
Person #1: Aye bro wassup with you and Kiesha lastnight?
Person #2: Aww man she's redwooded, had to settle for oral.
Person #1: Oh damn.
by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016
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