redwood special

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio

Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***

by WholesomeRoland May 21, 2013

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by August 01, 2023

Russian Redwood

When you’re in the Russian River and you’re getting some head

I went to the river over the weekend and my girl gave me a Russian redwood.

by Floatyourgoat November 15, 2023

redwood middle school

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.

Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do

by smartiesniffer November 23, 2021

redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs

I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.

by calledheronthephone November 16, 2007