TheAwkwardPhysicist's definitions

Gif

A word that cannot be pronounced without having an angry mob run after you.

Person: Gif.
Mob: it's pronounced GIF! Get him boys!!!

by TheAwkwardPhysicist October 22, 2017

it's fucking raw

Gordon Ramsay's favorite thing to say.

The meat isn't cooked. It's fucking raw!!!

by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 29, 2017

Redwood

A stool that is so hard, it comes out bloody.

I just pumped out 3 redwoods!

by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 26, 2017