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Texas Red-Eye 

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
Texas Red-Eye by MFresh May 17, 2008
To exchange for money or goods,like redeeming coupons at a local store.
" Hello sir , I am here to redeem my local coupons at this store for 50% off the toilet paper.
Redeem by The Definer1432 January 13, 2011

Slimy Red Eye 

The sensual act of a female putting her breasts inside one's anus. The more tits in there at one time, the better. (Also called a Slime Job)
Dude, Karl just got the best Slimy Red Eye he has ever gotten, he said there must have been 5 tits up his asshole!
Slimy Red Eye by RT Master February 8, 2009

red eye jedi 

When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:
this is some peng weed man im red eye jedi
red eye jedi by rawrzkiz July 4, 2009

red eye knight 

similar to the Jedi knight, the red eye knight draws his power not from "the force" but from "the Kush" and wields a bong instead of a light saber
by crafting your first bong your training as a red eye knight is complete
red eye knight by IVtomatoXX August 14, 2008
Something that is very ridiculous.
I would say I'm not great but that would be redeek.
redeek by Mook PK November 9, 2014