runescape erection

A Runescape erection nerd is an experiance a Runescape nerd first experiences when quitting the game.

A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.

runescape erection runescape nerd examples:

Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park

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by THE KILLAAAAAAAAA October 16, 2008

runescape

Let me put it this way.
I pressed random on urban dictionary, and it led me to this.
I hadn't played in THREE YEARS. I had forgotten about RuneScape. And then I spent seven hours straight playing yesterday.
DON'T PLAY.
It's like...drugs.

I forgot to eat because I was playing RuneScape.

by Izzabehr January 18, 2007

Runescape

The reason why I used to have NO friends whatsoever...

Lonely Man 1: "Do you wanna play some Runescape with me?"

Lonely Man 2: "Fuck that! I got better things to do than cut down a damn tree and stab a dragon with a poisonous dagger!"

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

RuneScape Addict

A runescape addict is obsessed to runescape and will reject offers to play sports or go outside even to play with his/her dog. They are thinking about runescape all of the time and talk about nothing else. Also they can become prone to violence because they kill people everyday in runescape and think there is no difference between runescape and real life. They can even try to hack school or work computers because they are obsessed with runescape and cannot survive a week without it.

Joe is playing runescape.

Joe: *Grunt* Ooooooohhh I'm level 80!!
Harry: Joe, stop playing runescape, get a life, ask a girl out!
Joe: I have a girlfriend, she is level 76 *Grunt*
Harry: Stop playing runescape!!!
Joe: But I always feel like something is missing when I'm not playing runescape.

Joe's birthday.

Harry: Here's your present!
Joe: Is it a coupon for RS gold?!?!?!?
Harry: No, it's for rehab.
Joe: NOOOOOOOOO...
Harry: Your a runescape addict, admit it!

by Colin Werner January 6, 2008

Runescape

An MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game) created by Jagex Ltd, a game developing team who doesn't give a shit about their players, pursues their own greedy wants, and believes their players are all incapable of thinking. This game has become overrun by annoying brats and little kids. There are two versions: P2P (Pay to play) and F2P (Free to play). With P2P you get more of everything. This used to be a great game back before 2007, but since then it has gone downhill due to the ridiculous changes made by Mod MMG, the chief developer. I advise you to not play this game. You may get addicted, and in the end you'll find yourself hating Jagex and/or Runescape and being bored of the game because they changed or completely got rid of something you loved, and you'll have wasted all that time.

Older players:
Player 1: "Dude, Runescape sucks now."
Player 2: "I know, that's why I quit yesterday. I can't believe I wasted all that time on it though."

Younger kids, new players:
Child 1: "Oh coolz this game iz so fun!"
Child 2: "I know, let's ask our mommies to make us members!"

by wannabehacker November 1, 2010

runescape

Runescape is a very addicting game. I used to play Neopets which i thik is gay now. But this game brought me away from everything, my friends and family. Now i go upstair and the first thing i do is play runescape. I now give my self more time to spend with my family. This game is addicting and before you play you should no when its time to stop.

Dad:hey lets go play some b-ball
son:No, i am working on runescape maby later.
three days go by
dad:now can we play some b-ball
son:No im still working on runescape
dad: you have been on it for days its time to stop!
dad turns off pc
son:i hate you i will never speak to you again!

by stanchess8 June 13, 2005

Runescape Rape

Having such amazing haxor skillz that you can make your runescape characters actually rape other characters in the middle of a path, out in a forest, or taken to a place where there is a bed, while the only thing the can do about it is watch and maybe scream profanity at their computer screen. It gives it more effect if you are wearing a Santa suit.

The character being raped does not have to be a female, it can also be a male. And the runescape rapist can also be a female.

After the raping takes place, the raper, then automatically gets everything in the others bank and inventory, space is not an obstacle for them, because they have such amazing skills that they have already hacked the space limits.

The raped character, also has all of its clothes taken away, and it has to walk around naked until it can go to a clothes shop and but some. Which will be difficult because all of their money is gone.

Dude 1: hey i was playing runescape the other day and someone with mad skills took my character into the Blue Moon Lodge against my will and I had to watch as my character was Runescape Raped up the ass. There was nothing I could do!

Dude 2: Dude that sucks! Runescape Rape is horrible!

Dude 1: I know. My inventory was all empty, and then when i went to check my bank, everything was gone too. And on top of that, I WAS NAKED!! D=

by Mirany March 7, 2009