The Jolly Rancher Game 

A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.

I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!

The Jolly Rancher Game by whyshouldyouknow?. April 25, 2011

The Rancher Hit 

A hit of marijuana that is so deep and intense, it's literally the greatest inhale of all time. You feel as if you've been mindfreaked by Criss Angel himself.

Danny: Oh Hey Johnny can I hit that shit?

Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.

Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.

Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?

The Rancher Hit by Bella Yonder January 20, 2011

molly rancher 

a jolly rancher dipped in mdma powder(molly) for the purpose of rolling balls.

man, bust out the glowsticks cause i'm rolling face off that molly rancher

molly rancher by anoneeemuuussss December 27, 2010

Gerbil Rancher 

A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus

Keith Kersky is such a Gerbil Rancher

Gerbil Rancher by Jim Dinsch July 24, 2006

jolly rancher suprise 

This is a drink that consists of southern comfort, sour apple pucker(or any pucker of your choice, watermelon,strawberry, ect) and redbull

4oz-sour apple pucker
4oz- redbull
4oz-sourthern comfort
mix and drink, there you have the jolly rancher suprise

jolly rancher suprise by SmUrF727 June 29, 2010

car rancher 

That guy in your neighborhood who owns a herd of beater cars, often of a specific make or from a certain long-ago automotive era, and he parks them all over the public streets, greedily taking up more than his share of available parking spots. The cars sit in the same spot day after day until someone reports them and the police slap a 72hr tow notice on them, after which they mysteriously move a few blocks away only to come back a week later.

The car rancher either fixes them up to sell at which point he is also a curbstoner or unlicensed auto dealer, or he is just a somewhat mentally unbalanced guy with OCD that needs help to stop collecting his automotive junk and warehousing it all over the block.

Guest: What's with all the beater Lincolns on your block? I couldn't get anywhere near your house.

You: Yeah I know, the old guy across the street is a car rancher, we've tried to get his junk towed many times.

car rancher by usedupallmynames October 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher 

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

Jolly Rancher by Kevin May 1, 2006